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I’m allergic to cats, so I generally go with the nudity. Mind you, it’s my job to look at nudity so the decision is almost made for me. I know there are major cat fans amongst the rest of the FreeOnes...
View ArticleThat Fine Line Between “LOL” And “WTF”….
Once in a while you happen across something where you are not sure if you like it or not. Or if it’s funny or horrible. If it’s brilliant or completely insane. You know, for a moment there, before I...
View ArticlePornstars Read Mean Comments About Them
It will be no surprise to you, me or anyone else that there are a lot of nasty comments out there about porn stars. So what happens when the porn stars are invited to read some of those comments about...
View ArticleAmazon Bans Bigfoot Porn
Amazon’s crackdown on books that fetishise certain questionable aspects of sexual culture has, inevitably, led to some rather bizarre deletions from its pages. Virginia Wade’s ‘Bigfoot porn’ writings...
View ArticlePornhub Offers Laptop Smasher New Computer
A porn loving young man who smashed his laptop up out of fear of his mother catching him watching porn has been given an offer he can’t refuse from the site he was using at the time. Pornhub tweeted...
View ArticleSing While You’re Cumming!
A new Japanese gameshow is causing something of a stir – and not just in the pants of the contestants. As reported by The Independent, Sing What Happens Next sees male contestants attempt to give a...
View ArticlePorn At Its Most Embarrassing
Vice do seem to like their articles about porn and porn stars at the moment, and their latest one focuses on porn stars sharing their most embarrassing sex stories. Almost certainly the funniest one...
View ArticleMuch Masturbation Could Cause Pregnant Hands
Here’s something to ponder for all you dudes who are about to sit down and spank your plank. You know, you hear a lot from organised religion apologists that religion isn’t all that bad and that it’s...
View ArticleMen Watch Porn With Porn Stars
BuzzFeed may get a lot of flak (mostly from me) for the lameness of a lot of the stuff they put out there, but even I have to admit that they have hit the jackpot this time. Their latest video sits...
View ArticlePorn Stars Reveal Worst On-Set Mishaps
There’s a really good article by Men’s Health currently where several porn stars talk about the most ridiculous things that have ever happened to them when taking part in a porn shoot. The best thing...
View ArticleJohn Oliver Skewers Revenge Porn
We might be about to lose both Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert when it comes to marvellous political satire shows, but John Oliver will more than cover one of their slots comfortably. Especially so...
View ArticleWhat Porn Stars WON’T Do….
Of course, porn stars are wrongly recognised as people that will do just about anything in front of the cameras. For the morons that actually believe that to be the case and forget that everyone has...
View ArticleWhat Do Porn Stars Masturbate To?
We think so much of ourselves when it comes to masturbation. Well, if you know what I mean. I tend not to try and picture myself too much for reasons that would be obvious if you ever saw me. But we...
View ArticleWomen Watch Porn With Porn Stars
We’ve all seen the Men Watch Porn With Porn Stars video, but somehow I had missed the female version! It really is just as amusing as well, and it really is extremely adorable just how embarrassed...
View ArticleMoms Guess Porn Terms
There have been some great videos posted on YouTube recently surrounding porn and porn stars, but I think this one could be my favourite yet. They have gathered together a bunch of innocent moms (or...
View ArticleA Hentai Interpretation Of A Dickhead
We know that you like us to bring you the very best and oddest in porn GIFs from time to time and I have a great one for you this time round. Those of you who love hentai will even be completely amazed...
View ArticleClose That Door!
Yeah, it’s GIF time! You know you love it! In this GIF, we get a demonstration of the most porn-y way ever to shut a door. Also, get this guy in the next world darts championships, he clearly has a...
View ArticleWho Is The Most Bangable Republican Presidential Candidate?
Kylie Kalvetti endorses Carly Fiorina! I love WoodRocket‘s semi-regular videos where they ask porn stars a bunch of questions that you wouldn’t normally see asked of a porn star. Their latest video...
View ArticleNow That’s What I Call A Hot Ass
It’s that time of week, guys. It’s GIF time! Woo hoo! Yay! *streamers* This week’s offering is one of those GIFs that I’m acutely aware that I probably shouldn’t be laughing at because I have no idea...
View ArticlePorn Stars Give Popsicle Blowjob Demonstration
In a video that ends up being more humorous than instructional, three porn stars show three ladies how to give a really good blowjob. You know, I can’t help but wonder why they decided to use popsicles...
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